One of the things I'm trying to do in life is not to put myself in situations that I will just pick apart another person, mock them in my head and declare my intellectual superiority. Hence, I did not watch George Bush's speech.

To keep you and your friends entertained for hours and hours, I give you two of the funniest words in the English language: 'monkey' and 'poop'. Try to seriously consider the words. They are just damn hilarious. The funniest phrase in the English language? 'Monkey poop'. Damn, that's good stuff.

I did buy the new Switchfoot. My word, that's a good record. The first single is the opening track, 'Meant To Live', and it better blow up like a cat in a microwave or I'm moving to Algeria to get away from the fickle, ignorant music-buying masses.